On The First Day Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me, a tantrum right next to the tree

On the first day of Christmas, my baby gave to me, a headbutt that made me spill my tea

On the first day of Christmas, my partner said to me, ”I’ll be late home”, God help me

On the first day of Christmas, my baby cried at me, all shitting day until her sleep

On the first day of Christmas, my toddler yelled at me, ”NO, give me choc now or I’ll cry mummy!”

On the first day of Christmas, my baby gave to me, a really short nap and refusal to eat anything

On the first day of Christmas, my partner said to me, ”my parents are visiting” ffs, that means I have to clean

On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me, ‘let’s wind eachother up’ until we scream

On the first day of Christmas, the whole day gave to me, a pretty shit time and the loss of my sanity

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It’s 25 days of Christmas here, instead of the standard 12

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16 Comments

  1. Leslie Rickerby
    December 2, 2015 / 1:21 pm

    Lol! “FFs that means i’ll have to lean” I know that one!

  2. December 2, 2015 / 7:03 pm

    Haha! I crave adult company but then start cursing when I find out we’re having visitors because I have to clean!

    • firstooth
      December 6, 2015 / 9:44 pm

      Some people I can get away with a light hoover, but when I have to grab dusters *whispers* I just want to cancel

  3. December 2, 2015 / 9:17 pm

    Oh I lost my sanity months ago haha, absolutely love it ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for linking up to the #bestandworst and hope to see you again x

    • firstooth
      December 6, 2015 / 9:45 pm

      Thank you

  4. December 4, 2015 / 12:11 pm

    Oh dear! I hope it gets better, otherwise December is going to feel like a very long month for you! #effitfriday
    Debbie

    • firstooth
      December 6, 2015 / 9:47 pm

      By day 5 we decided we needed a break and called in the babysitters!

  5. December 4, 2015 / 1:43 pm

    Oh dear. I hope the next days are better for you!

    • firstooth
      December 6, 2015 / 9:48 pm

      Thank you, it’s a roller coaster month it seems x

  6. December 7, 2015 / 8:22 pm

    Ha ha, sounds like a nightmare! But it’s what Christmas is all about, isn’t it?! #TheList

  7. December 7, 2015 / 10:46 pm

    hahahahahahahha this is the best thing ive read for a LONG time. I’m dreading the school holidays. I’m sending virtual wine and huge slabs of chocolate. Oh and calpol for the kids ๐Ÿ™‚ #TinselTuesdays

  8. December 9, 2015 / 9:16 pm

    Ha ha! Love this! SO funny. Thanks for linking up to #TheList x (would be great if you could add our badge or link back) x

  9. December 10, 2015 / 4:01 pm

    Have you managed to do only one chocolate a day? Trying to stop the 3 year old trashing his calendar is proving interesting. Plus he found our chocolate stash…….dammit.

    • firstooth
      December 10, 2015 / 4:12 pm

      Ffs!! Yes so far we’re all satisfied with 1 chocolate a day. Phew! I always forget to not eat chocolate in front of the kids and when I tuck in and hear ”mummy” from behind me I think oh balls!!

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